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I follow back everyone!
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Look how sad he looks. He just wants to sleep but his farts are too loud:(
February is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February. Lemony Snicket (via dysphorism)

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if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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